I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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