I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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