I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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