Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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