are you so shy because you have an std?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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