He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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