It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Someone shattered a urinal.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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