Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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