Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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