You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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