soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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