Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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