My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize