your parents love me but you hate me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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