nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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