I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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