If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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