North Korea, Best Korea!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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