So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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