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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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