My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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