there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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