I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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