I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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