Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Two words: nipple clamps
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