Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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