I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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