It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I fill condoms, not promises.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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