Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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