I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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