Say something about gay babies.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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