I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
