i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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