How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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