Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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