I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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