butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize