Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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