i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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