Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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