Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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