Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
my sisters under your porch take her home
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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