Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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