airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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