singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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