normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
