I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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