How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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