Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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