She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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