just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize