God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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