Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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