It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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