Rock
Scissors
Fuck
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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