woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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