so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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