doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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